Stop Time Please

OK, so here's the thing...time flies. All the cliches don't start happening until you have children. It's so true. It's ridiculous. No-one else's kids have ever gone pee-pee on the potty, no-one else's kids have ever told their parents that they love them randomly. It's so incredible to experience these things that you think you're the first one to ever have them happen. They are fun, they are unforgettable and they are all yours when it happens.